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Comprehensive Evaluation (Skit)[Joyner's Doctor:]Hey buddy, come in and have a seat. Your mom told me you didn't want to come in and see me today because of our last conversation. And I apologize, buddy, I really do. I shouldn't have lashed out like that. I was out of character. I mean, you're only eight years old. And I had no business talking to you that way. So I wanted to extend a very sincere apology to you. You think we can be friends and get over this? [Child Joyner:] I guess so... [Joyner's Doctor:] Thatta boy. And I promise from this day forward that if you don't act like a little fucking retard and piss me off again, I won't lash out like that. There's consequences for everything, Joyner. You act like a little prick, you get the mean doctor you don't wanna see. It's that simple. Now, mom tells me you don't like the prescription I gave you [Child Joyner:] Not really... [Joyner's Doctor:] Well, what if I told you that I had a prescription that you can't get at the pharmacy? [Child Joyner:] Like what? [Joyner's Doctor:] You ever used cocaine, Joyner? [Child Joyner:] What's that? [Joyner's Doctor:] How about lean? [Child Joyner:] I never heard of it [Joyner's Doctor:] Give me your backpack [Child Joyner:] Why? [Joyner's Doctor:] I'm going to put a few things in there for you, and I guarantee this will take all your ADHD away for good. How's that sound? [Child Joyner:] Um... [Joyner's Doctor:] It'll be our little secret [Child Joyner:] I'm not sure about this [Joyner's Doctor:] Don't tell mom. If you do, no more treatment for you |