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There Ain't Half Been Clever BastardsNoel Coward was a charmerAs a writer he was bramer Velvet jackets and pajamas The gay, divorce and other dramas There ain't half been some clever bastards (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders) There ain't half been some clever bastards Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers He must have been a pencil squeezer He didn't do the Mona Lisa That was an Italian geezer There ain't half been some clever bastards (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders) There ain't half been some clever bastards Einstein can't be classed as witless He claimed atoms were the littlest When you did a bit of splitlingness Frightened everybody shitless There ain't half been some clever bastards Probably got help from their mum who had help from her mum There ain't half been some clever bastards Now that we've had some let's hope that there's lots more to come There ain't half been some clever bastards (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders) There ain't half been some clever bastards Okie dokie Oh! Segovia La la la lum ta da dadi Ti tum di dum ti tum di didle da di There ain't half been some clever bastards (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders) There ain't half been some clever bastards (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders) There ain't half been some clever bastards (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders) There ain't half been some clever... Bastards |