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At the Drive ThruThere's only one reason why I gets dressedAnd it's the same reason why I passed my Driving test I never Learned nothing off a tv chef And now I don't have to walk so I don't get out of breath Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall I'll never understand Coz I just want a burger I can eat with my hands And that Jamie Oliver he hasn't got a clue I just want burger and Fries from the mother-fucking drive thru Lets take a ride to the drive thru Its not just the taste Its the value Burger and Fries on the menu You know that shits gonna kill you More nutrition in shit but I dont care Too fat to drive Ill use a mother-fucking wheel chair Like a posh restaurant but its in my car I can't wait till some twat invents the drive thru Spar The staff all lnow my name from all the visits what I make Coz eating burgers is more lush than crisps or cake Like an Icelandic fisherman clubbing a seal heading down Spytty just to get a fucking Happy Meal Burger King, KFC, Mickey D's for lunch Fuck cooking food I'm going for a munch I love all the sauces, BBQ and Curry Then I goes back round to get a McFlurry Open up your box have a look at what you've got Reformed meat made by a Robot Eating Burgers in My Car till my belly gets swollen Forty pounds of beef undigested in my colon Lets take a ride to the drive thru Its not just the taste Its the value Burger and Fries on the menu You know that shits gonna kill you You can get a McFlurry er you can get large chips Er a strawberry milkshake er Big Macer Chicken Burger Zinger Tower meal...Bucket Never need to do cooking coz its open everyday I spark a fag for afters use the box as an ash tray The chips are lush with all the dips and sauce And if they put it in a bun I'd eat the dick of a horse Around five quid for a medium value deal Lard in Bread is your main meal It's worldwide from Risca to Hackney Get your dinner cooked by a teenager with acne Gordon Ramseys swearing like he's got tourettes And Heston Blumenthals cooking with Gizz and Cigarettes He's wasting his time he's a fucking twat All you need is some bread and sme saturated fat Lips, aresholes, noses and ears Bits of different cows that have been dead for years I can't cook I won't cook I don't need to I gets three meals a day down the mother-fucking drive thru Lets take a ride to the drive thru Its not just the taste Its the value Burger and Fries on the menu You know that shits gonna kill you I want a Whopper,Chicken Whopper, Bacon Cheese Whopper, Cheese Burger,normal burger, bacon double cheese burger xl, large that up nice one, I want a happy meal with a toy...a uuuhhhhh a uuhhhhhh auuuuhhhhh a uhhhhh |