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Dump The DogDump the dog and feed the garbageMow the floor and sweep the lawn Salt and pepper on my porridge Some day I'll be dead and gone Oh, my good girl loves me madly And my bad girl is a flirt I'll take the good with the bad gladly And I'll treat them both like dirt Bread and butter for my breakfast Peanut butter for my lunch Apple butter for my dinner Marjorie for Sunday brunch Baseball's fine football's rougher Basketballers are all tall But I like hockey, hockey's tougher You must play without a ball It's too much bother and too much trouble I have stood all I can stand I'm a son and I'm a father I am just a middle man When I wake up in the morning I hop up right out of bed Unless of course I am hung over Then I pretend that I am dead Dump the dog and feed the garbage Mow the floor and sweep the lawn Salt and pepper on my porridge Some day I'll be dead and gone Oh, my good girl loves me madly And my bad girl is a flirt I'll take the good with the bad gladly And I'll treat them both like dirt |