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The Grammy SongLast night I dreamed that I won a GrammyIt was presented to me by Debbie Harry I ran up on stage in my tux I gulped and said, "Aw, shucks" I'd like to thank my producer and Jesus Christ The audience gave me a standing ovation I shed tears of joy, I shed tears of elation Behind the podium there Debbie grabbed my derrière I like to thank my producer and Jesus Christ I took my Grammy and Debby and walked offstage We made the cover of Cashbox and the Random Notes page In the weeks that followed things went fine for me An Oscar, a Tony, and an Emmy Bo Derek and Barbara Mandrell A Pulitzer and a Nobel Meryl Streep and Tammy Terell Five gold and one bronze as well Joan Rivers and Lana Cantrell I'd like to thank my producer and Jesus Christ |